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Yes!yes it is,
I have a tip for everyone.
Never ever slap somebody right after using hot glue,really messy hot glue 😉Heres a joke:
A preacher was talking to three men. The preacher ask them,”When your dead in your coffin and people are looking down at you, what do you want them to say”? Phil said, “I want them to say that I was a good freind and a loving husband”. Earl said, “I want them to say that I was a good member of this church and a good Christian”.
Fred said, “I want them to say…… LOOK HE’S MOVING!” 😉Hello again my fellow homeschoolers! I hope you guys like this one cause I’ve been working on it special for you 🙂 OK, imagine with me for a minute…
Your mom peeks around a corner and whispers to you in a creepy voice, “It’s time. Go and collect and bring me… the box tops!” Da da da! *Action movie music starts up in the background* You give a nod and she disappears around the corner.
You walk around the house, waiting on something to jump out at you. Then you see it, the box top. On the evil cardboard box.
Staring at you, waiting…mocking you, waiting on you to make your move. Then you whip out your secret weapon. A cardboard cutter! Da da da! *Action music intensifies*
You circle your opponent, sizing it up. Then you take up a defensive stance against a cardboard box, ready to spring into action. Then you realize mom is still waiting patiently for her box tops. You attack the box with a vengeance, rescuing the box tops. You’ve won the battle with minor injuries.( By the way… HOW DO you get PAPER cuts from CARDBOARD?!)
You return your prize (box tops), to the Queen (mom), who is extremely thankful. You review your skills –
stealth, strength, agility, awesomeness and your amazing skill with a cardboard cutter.
All in a homeschoolers day of work. Next mission- recruit the wizard and slay the dragon…You can give us a breifing on your own awesome homeschooler adventures 😉
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